Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,390 Points
Medals Earned: 7/32 (160/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/265 points)
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 4/19 (95/345 points)
Beat the game
Go through the sewers
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game without dying once
Go through the battlefield
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/230 points)
Successfully type the word "Poetry".
Successfully type the word "Sunrise".
Successfully type the word "Lullabies".
Successfully type the word "Muskrose".
Successfully type the word "Cordelia".
Successfully type the word "Sheep".
Successfully type the word "Nightingales".
Successfully type the word "Romance".
Don't count no sheep.
Finish a round flawless.
Medals Earned: 13/24 (130/325 points)
First death
Jump up onto the ladder
Collect ruby in flight
Found the first artifact
Blown up the first box of TNT
Put dynamite creeping
Put a dynamite on rock
First Killed monster
Change direction three times during the jump
Die 10 times on spikes
Put a dynamite under box
Jump off ladder and get back don't touching ground
Blow up 30 pieces of ground
Pass level without collecting three rubies
NO killed monsters on the bonus level
Kill all monsters in all bonus levels
Undermine under self a dynamite and fall into a hole
Complete all bonus levels
Complete all levels, spending less than 50 dynamites
Monster killed you 10 times
Collected all the rubies
Kill all enemies bonus lvl for the same number of throws
Complete the level for 10 seconds
Collected all 5 artifacts
Medals Earned: 6/29 (30/500 points)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
See that wall? Touch it.
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/260 points)
Reach Level 20
Reach Level 10
Complete Normal Mode
Reach Level 40
Reach Level 30
Reach Level 50
Complete Hard Mode
Complete Normal mode at 100%
Complete Hard Mode at 100%
Medals Earned: 3/14 (60/120 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge